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23, Fanjian is the universal truth, only one of you and me -
147. which are in pig prices, but also my price!? -
58, we are going too fast, the soul can not keep up the ... ... -
119. I can think of the most depressing thing is getting old with you. -
151. unable to extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are other places in the turnip. -
46,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I allow you into my world, but it will not allow you to walk around my world. -
8, No way out for a hero, rogue does not look at age! -
69, the customer is not God, the customer is fooled. -
5, although flowers Lord, I'll loose soil! -
97, your ugly and your face does not matter ..... -
137. Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside. -
144. eat less than the Swan ~ What I do not eat ducks ~ -
64, heart, love to see the streets are beautiful lover! -
47, who fear strong fear of famous pig, male fear of female Papan money. -
19, the morning can not afford a long sleep; night as sleep, such as go! -
107, in fact, I have been very popular: everyone loves a child, I now love my man bitch! -
131. a strong protest against the TV spots advertising time! -
139. geography teacher: If the Earth did not turn up, our world will be? -
Small B students: Even if the Earth did not turn up, we still have to center around the Party Central Committee with Hu to continue to turn -
152. I thought the \-
70, sleep is an art no one can stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps! -
115. eat porridge every day, not reconciled, yesterday went to markets around the circle, I think I'll continue to eat porridge now. -
105, if your math teacher is a beautiful girl, then you learn math, just how much your teacher's measurements! -
103, early bird gets the worm, early insects eaten by birds! -
104, could not bear to contraception, sets vain Lang. -
100, my God! They lost my clothes. -
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109, you can call me an animal, but can not say that I am shameless, animals also have dignity. -
50, the horse may not be the prince, it may be monk; may not be an angel with wings, it could be bird man! -
65, I left eight honors, eight disgraces the right, three representatives at the waist, a group harmony in the chest, people stop killing, stop killing the Buddha Buddha! -
1,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], mice carry the knife, the streets to find the cat! -
160. saliva is used to Shuchao Piao, not in terms of reason with .-
134. Shuai there ass to use! eaten Death is not the end! 135. I want to drink the pain is drowning, but damn the pain has learned how to swim. -
114. skipping too many want to go to school yesterday to see professor, was surprised to say, so long gone, big now. -
102, Oh my god, except one male and one female. -
112. southern bean is not long, long my face, thinking the truth! -
9, I'm alive, because we will die for a long time!!! -
62, where there is beauty, where there is illusion; where there is fantasy, where there are rogue! -
42, money can solve the problem is not a problem. -
16, to be mixed in the arena, preferably a bachelor! ! -
82, a woman just like books on the shelves, though you bought her, but before you buy more or less by several men climbed over her ... ... -
91, not I do not care, but I mean it! -
79, who can not shoot 90 minutes --- \
80, heard a woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood. Looking back, I actually busy divvying up the streaking over 20 years. -
90, I bought a one-inch monitor, this could make my mistake seems to be smaller! -
98, I can not give you happiness, but can give you comfort; you give me a love, I have one-night stand you! -
145. looks like a lump of feces no problem, why not do cook your feces? -
167. sore and not necessarily a virgin, but it must be the screaming bitch .-
157. Everyone says I'm ugly, I am actually nothing is obvious. -
36, the donkey is the concept came down -
174. your eyes like the sky of the moon, a first day; a fifth. -
172. You look very dangerous, but you long be safe! -
136. Everyone must die, what shit is not paper. -
121. donor, you wrong people, the old monk makes Big Brother for many years, old monk did not love the cold edge of the bed. -
3, B bullish way, so to speak silly B! -
124. My father asked me what to pursue in life? I answered with money and women, the father vicious hit my face; I answered career and love, the father appreciated touched my head. -
39, since you do not speak English in front of me was, OK? -
28, I lie like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find the way out. -
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67, no woman's day, I take liberties with a man for fun! -
92, brothers, I throw the first brick, a jade despite smashing over. -
57, see me later you will suddenly find that ah, the original commander also can be specific it! -
164. I am the heart is small, but not in, I was good-natured, but it did! -
72, rain do not go out, he took poison rain, wet body is a small matter, gonorrhea big things ah. -
128. since I became a bubble feces, no one dares to step on my head friends. -
17, not to me more than lazy, I'm too lazy compared to you. -
10, were not smart, but also bald! ! -
66, to coax a woman hanging like Q, as at least two hours a day, after a certain number of days for the sun ... ... -
27, money is not the problem, the problem is money! -
101, the social realities, ruined my chance of a good person! -
15, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation. -
44, asked, can a misery, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel -
108, you let me roll, I rolled. You make me come back, I'm sorry, roll away! -
71, my real life: the number of money to woke up, sleep sleep hand cramps ... ... -
51, what is your not happy, say something to make us happy ... -
38, you think I will watch you to die? I will close my eyes. -
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171. day of bad date, I not only by the smoke, but also for a light. -
45, Money is not everything, and sometimes animals. -
18, the tailor did not want to cook, not a good driver. -
95, you said you behind a forward head also wearing a hat. Salisbury also blasted the head of every one lightning. -
87, give me a woman, I can create a nation! -
43, how can effort to lose weight do not eat ah? -
41, woke up, the days are dark. -
4, to drive much, but a rookie! -
6, continue to mine in the review, prices increased in control! -
149. I came quietly, quietly away, a wave of daggers, leave no one to live -
59, fell, got up and cry! (Where is the fall, where to lie down on) -
60, I walked around and continue to agonize over the fate of China! -
126. Do not talk to me about ideal, quit! -
83, childhood teacher tells us the \Later, students took out a mirror to me and suddenly I understand. -
33, people can not hang in a tree, near the trees to try a few more dead trees -
7, XP does not get angry, you think it is a DOS ah! -
110, a man to be a cow wandering in between A and C who beef! -
22, Tulv, would dare Pindao rob Shi Tai? -
13, and then cattle b of Chopin, but also the sadness I could not bombs! -
156. Now the quality of the students did too! Copy over the raw footage, but still with a cut! -
113. dreaming about eating pasta, morning and woke to find shoelaces gone! -
48, if one day I become a rogue, please tell others, I have been innocent ... ... -
14, as long as the hoe dance well, then there is a corner dug down? -
85, drunk who has not satisfied, I will help the wall. -
106, do not believe I just do not believe in science, against me or against the people. -
63, I wanted to personally control your grandfather cry: Dad! -
127. Grandpa came from the grandson of the ... ... -
148. as a typical failure, you were so successful. -
122. who perform my hand, grabbing my Half a mania; who, kiss me the eye, hide me Half a displacement. -
158. hold your hand, the child away .-
86, I am not a casual person, and I can not man up. -
169. test to come, lend me some money when the make-up fee it ... -
11, little things do not look for me, and something not to come to me -
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117. left the Castle in, or there is hope. -
133. I am so beautiful, I can not be dead. -
94, I was in the lakes, rivers and lakes but not on my legend! -
146. family patriotic love of no return, anti-theft Fangzei Brother ~ -
74, taking the time to smoke a cigarette drawer and started pumping the results of range hood ventilation exhaust pumping out my whole body was twitching cramps ah damn I look less abstract pumping ... -
129. you eat pork in the severing of relations. -
81, today is Arbor Day, we also get some kind of onion to go home! -
141. mind if there is no resting places, where are the Rangers! -
170. a man or a daughter is good, because you can hand arm around his wife in one hand and other arm around his wife. -
173. so that you fertilize the .-
165. assaying for the use of fire, a woman can test gold, men can use women tested. -
166. probation can not you? I for cremation you .-
24, Only women with English sad too,Friends made the DNF, I laughed, only his wife and working hard to find too! -
77, not to mention the other head is sick, sick mind of the prerequisite is to have a brain. -
125. the left brain is the flour, the right brain is water, one would like the issue to Naodai paste! -
78, do not wash it, but for the mud, which has long been broken car fell apart. -
120. Although I can not do the descendants of the rich, but I must do the rich ancestors. -
99, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I use it to rolling his eyes. -
73, so many people despise me, you think you are? -
20. big brother, I heard that two brothers of the flesh, are more expensive than the master ... -
30, pregnant just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it. -
88, I do not know who bed-law, my wife did not know who's bed! -
163. We have only one earth, so you have to love the earth; the earth is only one me, so you have to love me! -
93, Evans thousand, not as good as breast Jasonseven ... ... -
168. T-shirt is clean, others concerned about the collar, I was concerned about the pocket. -
140. Apricot no wall, firmly pull them out. -
89, life is sometimes like being against the eunuchs, like rape, is painful, do not resist or pain! -
26, possession of even believe the middle is also a lie -
55, to 82 bottles of mineral water. -
2, hooligans are not scary, gangster culture ... ... -
161. less drag in front of me like a follow-abusing, gracefully in the loading force POSE! -
32, a bad mood today. I was only four sentences say. including this and the previous two sentences, I finished saying -
123. People look for her thousands of Baidu, when I look back, that person is still dismissive to me. -
159. play with feelings? I'll make you cry very rhythmic ..-
111, the name of a son I will be called \-
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118. pure, is a fiction, chaos is beauty. -
75, a group of people now go south, while arranged in a \
76, if you can not wear the wedding dress to your woman, then do not stop you untie the hands of her buttoned! -
96, reading for cramps Department, such as diabetes insipidus Evans can only! -
21. Women who have capacity for Yue herself by poor men! -
150. When the pants lost the belt, and understand what is called a dependency. -
34, go its own way, let others play the front! (Other people's way, let people desperate) -
25, making other people's money, so poor go to hell. -
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31, you have to ignore me I'd still Tianjin buns ... and the most famous ... -
84, at least let people know that after 500 years, \-
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52, I deliberately learning, deliberate work, intentional living, intentionally live like a man! -
130. I do not hit you, you do not know that I am civil and military. -
142. lived for twenty years, not for the motherland, do something for the people, each thinking of this, heartbroken. -
56, others have their background, and I only have my back. -
37, click on the Google, Baidu. -
116. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, then got the Great Wall. -
49, the work of the highest state is watching other people work, led the wages of others. -
154. liar too much, not enough fools out .-
61,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], like to find a girlfriend like EXCEL to hide to hide, want to filter to filter, to remove to remove a happy, hey, I have not saved. -
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40, long time no one to leather was blowing so delightful! -
12, Ning and playing a sensible, not a word with sb -
132. Thank you, thank you Grandpa, thank you and your family, thank you for eighth generation of ancestors. (You've seen so thankful for?) -
143. happy? Fast can feel happy? ! -
155. Admittedly, mosaic art of this century and hinder the body's largest obstacle to progress .-
68, not I do not laugh, smile powder to fall! -
138. mandarin ducks playing in the water, all his mother drowned; fly together, are his mother to death. -
35, thinking of how far you go away -
162. Do not brag B, please return the beef cow B, because the cows need sex! -
54, Q: Do you like my point? A: I like you away from me! -
53, ask the world what love is, but one thing down one thing ~ -
29, the water clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base. -
153. people praise me one, I worry, worry about other people praise enough. -