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1. Hunter hunting, watching the trees are two birds, lay a gun, found to be not only the hair, are wondering, the other birds down and cursed the hunter: Wahaha, I just coax strip her clothes You put her down to play ...

2. The farmer was caught vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was ...

3. a hotel keep a parrot hanging in the door, a guest to say: Hello, Welcome! A frequent visitor to think: I think you react quickly into. One day he ran into the rub, the parrot said: x your mother! I'm surprised!!!

4. a military exercise, a cannon ball very far off,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], sent to see the soldiers found: artillery shells fell on farmland, Tanaka was standing you broken your clothes sounded dark and full of tears and said: stolen pieces by artillery bombardment cabbage worthwhile???

5. Restaurant fly fly toilet, said: fishy Zhuxiu you chase all day, I drink all day long popular spicy, come now! Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass???

6. you heard it? Review of past lives only in exchange for 500 rub shoulders in this life is over,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 1000 Review of life was destined laugh, like we such a friend, last generation did not do anything else, light Wahaha return .. .

7. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fall down, I really do not drink it! Female scared, not in the urine , not wait any longer let the ass,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], drunk,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], said: Wahaha, how they start a bottle!

8. Early the next morning, the rooster to hen opened its good Dayton beat others, and asked the hen: cock what hit you? I do not know hen asked the cock, rooster said: fuck it biological mother, it is up the next morning made a duck!!!

9. peasants into the city mule driver, encountered rogue, rogue: eat yet? Farmer said: eat. Rogue: I asked the donkey. Farmers heard, and turned to the two ears of an ass fan: Damn, the city does not have relatives say.

10 . pigs looking for God requires a man reborn. God asked: farming? A bitter. Said: work? A tired. Said: monkey? A too hard. God asked want anything else? A: eat drink can visit a prostitute! Emperor was shocked: the dog days wanted to be a county magistrate!