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PostWysłany: Czw 9:57, 25 Lis 2010    Temat postu: 00 after the baby after the mother's dialogue with

1. to the blossoming recently bought a pair of red socks, above diamond, to find a black shirt to take a long section of line, I feel really good looking, very stylish
blossoming said: Why do my old clothes is black, in fact, I like pink
mother said: Black is fashion, you have to learn to appreciate
blossoming said: I do not want to appreciate the
mother said: you are responsible for wear , my mother is responsible for flower appreciation
Duo ... ... ..

2. the morning after another in the Laichuang, my mother advised her to lie warm in bed - to kindergarten kids to get up early blossoming
said: Why you can rely on the bed?
mother said: Because I was a child in kindergarten do not stay in bed, so you can grow up to be lying in bed!
blossoming said: I do
mother said my father: Dad as a child to kindergarten every day with you stay in bed, so now get up early every day to send you to school!
Dad :#?%&. .. ....

3. dinner
blossoming said: Mom, my stomach hurts!
mother: how to do?
blossoming: I do not eat enough!
Mom: ... ... but your stomach bugs to eat ah, if you do not give food they eat, they had to eat your stomach
fleshy
blossoming horror Q: What will the stomach Mom thought for a while will not break
serious answer: it will, of intestine ah ah all urine flow out ... ....
father threw rice bowls -? full of

4. blossoming like Crayon see, my mother said how old you look, your eyes will be blind!
blossoming said: Mom you're so pretty! Mom I love you!
mother said: Well, then look for a while!

5. mother in makeup, blossoming, Mom are you doing
mother said: mascara, eye will be painted a large
blossoming said: Mommy, I have painted
mother said: You have great eyes, a
blossoming said: But I want a big, big big ... ...
mother then said: That would be terrible,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], face, mouth and nose will be squeezed out, leaving only two eyes

6. kindergartens made a plug-speaking job is to teach children to behave respect, a man painted a picture of the drink, a woman in the cry of a child in the Waving -? probably do not call the children home to persuade his father the meaning of alcohol
mother said: What is painting the map ah?
blossoming said: Dad drinking, my mother started to cry
mother: that children should be how the father said
blossoming: the children said, Daddy, please do not drink, drink bad skin

7. blossoming eat Sands package, go to the supermarket to buy my mother, and steamed for her to eat
blossoming said: Mom, you're a good mother
mother said: Why? Steamed buns put you touched one!
blossoming said: Mom, I think you will eat the buns are a good mother
mother father said - go to the supermarket to buy the whole package discount Sands a

8. duo Duo kept two small turtles, put it down
mother said: so like a small turtle, ah, give them a name good
blossoming: What is good
mother said: Whatever ah, like what What
blossoming: Just call it
mother father and mother: ... ... just call Daddy 1 and Daddy 2 it
father -@#?% ... ...

9. blossoming said: Mommy, I do not want to kindergarten it!
Mom: Why
blossoming: Because I want to tell your mother
Mom: 8 + 5 is equal to a few?
blossoming quickly snapping fingers are not enough fingers ... ...
blossoming: do not know
Mom: no culture can not be the child together with her mother, which is set by the state ... ..
blossoming ... ....

10. blossoming in kindergarten on the road see a women with children begging, blossoming, said: Mom, for money's coming, to the ah, fast to
mother said: Why
blossoming said: because they are poor, that children do not have money to buy something to eat!
mother said: They beg not good because the kids to kindergarten, to eat candy every day at home watching Crayon to spend all the money at home, so his mother had to beg for food ... ..
blossoming out : Dad Dad, fast car ... ...

11. Another time, have a career the old beggar in our car window begging, my mother took the opportunity of education blossoming: Look,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], do not take a child to kindergarten, when he was not good learning, and had to beg for food ... ....
way back and saw someone with the children kneel on the overpass for help, my mother Continuing Education: If you do not go to school in the future ... ..
after another: will follow beg you to hang out with my mother?
Mom: ... ... .. is estimated that one person out of your own to ... ...

12. blossoming
recently fell in love with playing a dozen games hit more than 1 hour
mother: so funny you
blossoming blossoming: really fun
mother: miserable, long the General Assembly will not indulge you ... ..
blossoming network: What Addiction
mother: that is the whole days of the Internet
blossoming: Oh, like mother , like you
Taobao mother ... ... ....

13. approaching lunch time
blossoming: Mom, I'm hungry eat chocolate.
Mom: Yeah right quick dinner!
blossoming: But I want to eat chocolate to eat!
Mom: You can think of, whatever you want to take your time to think about it ... ...
blossoming: This is what my mother ah, how would there be such a mother?
mother ... ... ..

14. I was chatting on the Internet, came after another,
blossoming: Mom, I drink milk
mother: wait, I'm busy
After 30 seconds
blossoming: Mom, I want to drink milk
Mother:
blossoming and so will tell you: Do you want to starve your blossoming do, do not you love me the right, do not you do not my mother, mother do I not, do ... ..
Mom: ... ... ...

15. One day, my mother in the Internet, and my father watching gangster movies, blossoming blossoming in the painting
: Mom, you come here
Mom: What
blossoming with her mother whisper: Mom, I tell you now is a good sister it!
mom: ah?
blossoming: go to help me put the disc it

16. night, three of us playing in bed
blossoming: Mom, in fact, I love you, I do love you yo!
Mom: Well, you have what you want
blossoming: Mommy, I want to eat chocolate
Mom: No , can not eat candy
blossoming at night: Dad, I really do love yo ... ...
you with weak father, said: .... Well, eat a small piece of it!

17. blossoming like to learn English, start changed to call me Mommy, Mommy short day length Mommy, I always thought his injury Gangju
in his blossoming: Mummy, dolphin English how to say
Mom: uh no idea
blossoming: the English how to say Owl Mommy?
mom: ah that. ... I know cat CAT, owls ... ..
blossoming: It does not know, that does not know, what a stupid mother
mother not willing to say: you Oh, you know!?
blossoming said excitedly: I know, know, know everything blossoming, fast fast ask me ask me how to say pig, a dog how to say ... ..
mother ... ... this, uh, I know ..... next time have asked me this right ... ..

18 . blossoming like the recent bad luck bear, bear home every day to imitate the unfortunate butt twisted,
blossoming: Mommy, look I twisted ass
Mom: Haha, so cute
more and more exciting, twisting the 3 minutes my father came back
Mother: blossoming, and soon after another twist to the father to see
: No, just twisting too much, the stomach twisted pain

19. go to buy bread , cake room
blossoming: Mummy, I want the big birthday cake
Mom: No, that is to buy a birthday of,
blossoming: I-old birthday tomorrow
Mom: Who said that? I want you by my students
blossoming: Well, if I like a father born

20.
Blossoming in the supermarket: Mom, I want to buy the love of chocolate Ferrero
a look, and really picked up the box of your
special Dove's: buy this it
blossoming: Why, I want that mother love
Ferrero seriousness, the above points English said: It says, children can not eat , eat the teeth out of a bare suspicion
blossoming
mother looked at the mother picked up the Dove confound right and wrong: DORA, see not, is your English name given to this lovely little blossoming read it!
blossoming smile and laugh, and holding a Dove
mother sighed: blossoming, and you must be eager to learn English better than the second quarter of ah



1. a evening, after another suddenly said: I go out for fun ah!
mother said: days are dark, you want to go?
blossoming then said: father and mother we went to wildlife park it
father said: No , so black, stay out of the father will be eaten by tigers how to do?
blossoming understatement to say: Then another new father hymns! Mom Dad hematemesis ING

faint smile: What kind of a new father change?
blossoming said: take us out to play this game every day, every day we buy chocolate to eat every day we have many gifts to send ah ... ....
mother longing to say: good dad to
hematemesis ... ... ..

2. father bought a piece of cake to the blossoming
mother said: I could not bear to eat it
after another , looking for an excuse to want to transfer the cake: This .... I'm going to get over there to talk to Aunt Kay Sheng sharing ... ..
angry mother's pulling a piece of eye fast chips down : cousins to share with you not to eat mom? I am your real mother ....
Blossoming less corner of the cake looked, and said a tearful grievance: how is this ah real mother?

3. blossoming way to school to buy a big whale balloon, the results accidentally fly
sad that she cried ah
father said: Do not cry, this small worth it
blossoming said: The father is not promised to buy a new one to me you promised, oh I want you to remember one more of his words Oh, Oh, you said the teacher would not lie to count words children
so you can not lie to their words Oh baby you have to remember to buy a new one to me Oh I want you to remember more oh oh oh you have promise to keep the teacher said ... ....
Father collapse: But I did not say anything ah

4. school, Dad to pick up the Che Gulu blossoming blossoming
words again: Dad, you said, buy a larger balloon to me Oh, you meant it do not lie to you baby Oh you said .. . ...
depressed father said: Well, see the blossoming
mother took a balloon back Fuwa, strange to say: Why buy this, really wasted, no one will be angry!
blossoming once said: Yes, ah,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], blame my father, my father insisted on buying me
: how was I not buy ... ...
blossoming: this is what I want to buy the balloon next to roasted sweet potatoes, but you went and bought a balloon directly
my father? #% & ... ... ...

5. blossoming know they are after the chicken has been very exciting day
came back from school: Mom, I do not want is a chicken
Mom: Why?
blossoming: chicken is the [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]s like to eat that disgusting
mother: Zodiac is not to change the
blossoming: But , but I do not want is a chicken, .... I have decided to be .... Fuwa is the ... ..
Mom: There is no sign of the Zodiac 12 Fuwa
blossoming: But ... .. However, I have decided to, ah

6. father to grandfather called
blossoming walked over, and my father immediately catch: to give Grandpa called
blossoming: I now want to play, do not want to call
Dad: You say a few words with the grandfather, father over the weekend with
blossoming park you go to the reluctance of children received a telephone call may be blossoming
Grandpa too excited on the phone go on, after another has been Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa. ... The butt
Then at last there is a neutral, blossoming, said: Grandpa, I already can not stand the

7. last weekend and forget to go grocery shopping, blossoming open the refrigerator that did not eat anything inside
she says angrily: how the refrigerator nothing
she carefully looked to find a more angry and said: Why are all my mother's refrigerator, cosmetics!?
mother with weak explanation: This ... this food is not eaten by you Well, can not eat so cosmetics still, ah!
Eventually she more angry statement: refrigerator should be installed in many fishes to eat a lot of it!

8. After school, blossoming lying in bed watching TV
Mom: What are you doing tummy, stomach pain?
blossoming: stomach hurt , I'm listening to bugs in the belly of the mother and asks to speak
: they say
after another: they want to eat chocolate
mother said: Haha, I will not be fooled
blossoming: stingy mother
see my mother's face aggressive, blossoming quickly explained -? Not me, said stomach bug

9. mother blossoming tie his shoe
Mom: blossoming, and the Department of laces if you do not, you can call the teacher to help
blossoming: Yesterday, the Department of pigs to help me babe alert
mother said: pig babe?
Blossoming right man said: Yes ah
Mom : Why does he help you tie your shoes
blossoming: He was like my mother chanting
live mine: ... .. ah, this .... You may not like him oh
blossoming: Why
Mom: ... .. this .... Well, hey hey hey, because you have little ah
blossoming thought: It does not matter, because the pig Babe is very small
mother .. . ... ...

10. blossoming on its ass pimple
several ways with the earth mother to her own sitting out salt water bath and then
online
over time to forget
blossoming blossoming in the bathroom yelling: Mom, Mom, do you want me to soak into the pickled radish you!?

in the third quarter

1. New Year's Eve night, my father called to his grandmother Betty,
father said: Grandma too thanks to a blossoming of it!
blossoming took the phone and says loudly - wallet brought good fortune!
father and mother stunned a few seconds
mother said: This is like New Year's slogan on the highway robbery!

2. Mom in the kitchen washing dishes, blossoming and well-behaved in the side to help.
mother emotion, said: really poor kids headed back!
snorted my father and asked: blossoming, and you are rich or poor children child ah?
blossoming then said: I am a mother of a child! (She thought my father asked the child what the parent)

3. Blossoming lying on the billiard table, my mother asked: stomach hurt?
blossoming said: disdain not
mother said: stomach bug is speaking?
blossoming impatient and said: It is not
she said pointing to his stomach following pool: do not bother me, I am hatching eggs!

4. blossoming advised Fuwa father bought her a balloon.
father said : There are several balloons at home do not, you see a waste of time to buy one too!
blossoming: Dad, you gave me to buy one, and I grew up to buy for you well?
Dad: I do not like balloons ... ..
blossoming: So I'll buy you shoes, beautiful shoes Well ... ....
blossoming holding Fuwa satisfied that the walk, he saw
blossoming of a balloon sale: Dad, I'll buy two pairs of shoes, OK?

5. my mother saw the blossoming of two balloons to take home, menacing, said: Why buy two balloons, you wasted!
blossoming quickly said: ah, it is because one is given to mother Yeah, I love you Mom!
mother had a smiling face to accept for the fact that

6. eat hot pot, my mother suddenly open the lid all the results of water vapor on the lens, sometimes confused, almost knocked
pot, blossoming side of the contempt that - Mom, please do not be so ashamed of you!

7. blossoming said: Dad, you said I was really good to see Crayon or Snoopy?
Dad: do not look, eyes myopia
blossoming: Well, I had to run away from home!
Dad: Where
blossoming: go outside and watch the computer

8. blossoming: Mom, I go out for fun, good at home, bored!
Mom: No, I am too busy pretending to be aggrieved
blossoming said: I think I was not born mother
Mom: Who do you think is born?
blossoming: I was born Daddy, Daddy, you take me out to play!

9. blossoming to the children's playground painted a sand painting, and numerous compliments
silence for a few days before blossoming deliberately dangling mother: Mom, I certainly do not sand painting nice
mother quickly said: nice, really nice ah
blossoming hold back a smile and said: Dad, I
sand painting does not look good on you dad quickly said: nice, very nice the
... ... .... about 5 minutes later, replay the text again
... ... ... .. about 10 minutes later, came an impatient mother
: said several times, and you have fresh you!?
blossoming: Mom, I'm definitely not a good little mother look at the issue of the
upgrade quickly cheer Re: is a good little, is cleverest baby
blossoming side something to color continues: Dad I certainly was not good little right
father quickly said: No ah you behaved
... ... ... .. about 5 minutes, the word replay again
... ... ... about 10 minutes, then repeat Finally, exhausted mother a
father said: the next time she can no longer retreat into the trap of the

10. blossoming in the eating, after three Ferrero: Mom, I want something to eat
Mom: What
blossoming: Yes that is my favorite
mother deliberately fool: is rice, right
blossoming angry and said: not
Mom: vegetables and radish
blossoming more angry and said: Do I do rabbits
fool in the end my mother continued: What is it? In the end what is it?
Blossoming angrily said: Mom, you said, happy New Year to you, do not you want to make me happy on it?
Am I not your students do, can do at home without chocolate ... ...

mother has been completely defeated, had to say - well, eat two bar

11. New Year's cousin back home after another call Kai Sheng, Sheng Kai said: blossoming I miss you, do you want me?
blossoming: I also want you Kai Sheng Sheng
PHS signal is not good
Kay went on to say: Do you want me
after another after another: I think you
Sheng Kai: Duo You say you want flowers I
blossoming: I think you
Sheng Kai: I want you in the end after another after another
: Sheng Kai talk to you ... .. you harm and I do not stutter stammer because you stutter so we just say that the word
so you do not stutter Rights ... ...

12. fifth day of the grandmother called to tell her mother early in the morning that day a sad news, my mother The San Jiu
mother died in a car accident while the phone crying
blossoming: Mom do not cry, you said, happy New Year to you
mother cry I tell her the whole story every
After a long pause after another choked
said: Mom, I wanted a happy New Year, but you see my tears, it does not listen to his words come out


13. today on my blog, my mother a bad mood,09 Comments have been to most of 2008's 60 network, in order to father a trifle loud roar after another came to say a few words
: Mom, Dad, do not curse, you Sanjiu are dead!
Mom and Dad are stunned the


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